Saturday, February 26, 2011

Lazy Gnome was originally hoping to provide a forum for local gardeners to share information on gardening—besides reading about LG’s complaints. Why? Because LG is convinced that other than the local gardening centres, there is actually a dearth of information for Zone 3, which is disappointing in Canadian publications. The Lazy Gnome blog-thing gives you a chance to share what you find, be it helpful information or to warn others off false, misleading or just annoying stuff. So, feel free to add to the tidbits offered here, to challenge anything you read, and ask questions...someone might actually try to answer them!


Edmonton is in Zone 3 (specifically 3a) which is better than Zone 2 as far as options are concerned, but the big markets in Canada are more like Zone 4a to 5b (Southern Ontario) and those lucky so and so’s in Victoria(Zone 8a). For the full map, see the link in the previous post.


Recently, Gnome finally got up off the couch and bought a couple of gardening magazines published north of the 49th. She would like to share with you her thoughts on Canadian Gardening’s Great Garden Guide (Annual, 2011, on display until April 30). The cover shows a serene, Zen-inspired scene with a water feature, lots of green and what looks like the Cranesbill geranium in the foreground. Inside there are several features, and a few that LG recommends for others looking for short tidbits of information, and a special treat.


The issue seems to built around the theme of “tens”—several articles presenting “The 10 best...”. An eye-catching piece is about the 10 best woody plants (trees and shrubs) for four season interest. The “interest” is in colour or texture of bark, or the colour and shape of evergreens. Happily, of the 10, while only 1 is labelled as zone 3 (“Candicans” white fir—never heard of it but probably LG’s community is filled with them) and THREE species that are labelled Zone 2: a gold-coloured cedar (“Sunkist”, a blue spruce (“Hoopsii”), and a dogwood “Cardinal Redosier”). Now, LG doesn’t speak Latin and so can’t remember those names well. She is occasionally willing to risk planting a Zone 2 shrub in a Zone 3 area such as Edmonton, on the ill-formed assumptions that since Zone 2 is colder than Zone 3, a Zone 2 should consider itself quite happily on vacation in Edmonton. But, LG advised that if the shrub doesn’t do well, it must really want more cold, and is therefore NOT a shrub of LG’s interest as she ain’t looking for more cold.


Meanwhile, LG also suspects that we can try some Zone 4 shrubs—you know, if you have that ability to create a “microclimate” in a warm corner with lots of sun and heat leaking from your basement, and you baby the crap out of a shrub labelled Zone 4, you might have luck. So, with that in mind, you might like to see that four of the rest of the list are Zone 4: a winterberry, a birch, a hemlock and something called a “Harry Lauder’s Walking Stick”. Someday I might look them up; I am certain there are some species of hemlock and that walking stick in the Lois Hole book on trees and shrubs. The photo in the magazine of the walking stick does provide lots of winter interest as the branches are all twisted and curvy. Cool.


The article on the 10 best Hostas claims they are all hardy to at least Zone 3. Now that is exciting! However, LG doesn’t recall seeing any directly attached photo and she can’t name hostas, although she can recognize some. Still, it’s promising.


The major feature in the magazine, however, is a 28-page series of articles and photos of ONE garden. Actually, it is a 10-acre private property, which incorporates different types of gardens: ornamental, formal, wildflower meadow and water garden. The photos do show all four seasons from the same spot, and sometimes you cannot tell without serious study that it is the same garden. Fascinating and educational. Let’s face it: real landscapers always tell us to consider what our gardens will look like all year when planning them or making decisions about what to put where. However, because this time of year we cannot do that—either the view is obscured by a snow storm, by darkness (because for three months we spend daylight at work and commute in the dark), or by glare when the sun reflects off the snow. Also, because while we have the four seasons, but they change gradually, we simply forget—like we repress that pain of -28C when it is +22. So, LG found these pictures quite interesting—and easier than taking her own photos.
LG actually pitied these poor people—how they must suffer with extreme green thumb-itis.

Ten acres is not a garden; it’s a park...LG nearly broke out in hives thinking about how much work must be involved...imagine the sweat, the heaving lifting, the mosquitoes...yikes! But, all those worries about that poor gardener receded when LG read the quote that they hire help: professionals to help with spring clean up, and part time help through the growing season...ahh, LG can ignore her inferiority complex for now. Hiring help? Well, not for LG. First, she’d feel compelled to share her Mojitos and that ain’t gonna happen. And please, dear friends, if Lazy Gnome starts to make noises about acquiring a freaking 10-acre garden, please, please get her help....yikes! That kind of effort and ambition can be admired, but is not for the truly lazy amongst us...

The verdict: this issue of Canadian Gardening Great Garden Guide is worth a look. It has more Zone 3-related information than LG was expecting, and that makes her happy!!

Sunday, February 20, 2011

A substitute post...

Howdy. Okay, here is where LG's true ludditeness comes into play. She just spent 90 minutes drafting and finessing a post, but she went to paste in the link below and lost the entire rest of tonight's work. Sorry, but she needs a hot bath and a long drink now...hopefully tomorrow she will feel motivated to get back at it!

The link is to the interactive version of the plant hardiness zone map for Canada. It takes a VERY long time to load, but it is rather worth it in a geeky kind of way. ciao.


http://atlas.agr.gc.ca/agmaf/index_eng.html#context=phz-zrp_en.xml&extent=-1680393.493728,346239.79387213,-635289.89141736,564520.92600031&layers=place37M,place25M,place15M,place5M,place1M,place500K,place250K;rivers25M,rivers15M,rivers5M,rivers1M,rivers500K,lakes37M,lakes25M,lakes15M,lakes5M,lakes1M,lakes500K,Roads25M,Roads15M,Roads5M,Roads1M,Roads500K,ferry500K,bndy5-37M,bndy1M,BndyLn1-5M;PlantHardinessZone2000;

Saturday, February 12, 2011

Hibernating...?

Lazy Gnome is stirring back to life, too. Recently the Landscaper wanted to know whether LG was still interested in the plants, trees and shrubs planned for last year—they have to order their stock now. Great news!

Other signs? Last Sunday, the first sound LG heard upon wakening was birds singing outside; LG now arrives home from the Office while it is still daylight; the squirrels have appeared throughout the winter, but now they are downright playful; and today, LG heard a Northern Flicker’s LOUD Tutt-tutt-tutt on a wooden power pole. (http://talkaboutwildlife.ca/profile/index.php?s=190)

LG wishes she had been able to hibernate, care-free since fall. However, the snowfall has been near-recording breaking, in particular in mid-December to late January. LG learned a whole new winter sport: raking snow from the roof. She was shocked at the massive dams of ice and the humongous icicles hanging from the new eavestroughing she had installed in November. In a call to the eavestroughing people to complain, she was told that it is a common misconceptions that ice damming has anything to do with the eaves. LG hates making common misconceptions.

Luckily, LG has a perfectionist friend. He brought over his roof rake in late December and the two of them did her house and the neighbour’s. Within the week, LG bought a roof rake herself, an uncharacteristically lucky move: news reports shortly thereafter were that these simple aluminum poles with plastic hoe-type attachments were sold out across the City. She raked her roof four weekends in a row, due to continual snowfall. The most frightening thing was one evening, returning home from a night out, LG found water dripping in the basement from the floor joists.

She assumes water was getting in somewhere, trailing down between the outside and inside of an exterior wall, and then finding the path of least resistance to the low point on the joist. She set up pails and panicked.

Fortunately, she had already contracted to have additional insulation installed in the "knee walls" of her 1 1/2 story home. But, that won't make the ice damming go away, but in combination with the roof-raking, she feels somewhat better--for this winter, anyway.

On the positive side: the snowfall provided LOTS of opportunities to burn calories in the New Year. Plus, all those hours raking the roof, looking skyward, LG saw several flocks of Bohemian Waxwings silently swarming from tree to tree. (http://talkaboutwildlife.ca/profile/index.php?s=252 )

But , Lazy Gnome wants to tell the story of the Garden, and right now it is covered by ageing snow which this weekend is melting at a furious pace...LG wonders if Mother Nature is gently awakening the roots, seeds and underground critters, or trying to get them all to stay asleep for a few more weeks?

Enjoy the mild weather, keep your sidewalks as clear as you can, walk carefully on the ice, watch for birds, and watch for other signs of encroaching Spring!

"Hibernation is a covert preparation for a more overt action."
~~Ralph Ellison